Occupation: Minor Scientist
Aliases: Joe, The Chu, D-train
Vehicle: Subaru WRX
Things I have done (allegedly):
driven across the US twice, crashed into a car longboarding, danced on top of a bar in Taiwan, went fishing all night, worked at a tech support call center, put out a fire in a chemistry lab, stayed awake for 72 hours, paintballed in 104 degree weather, learned the art of balloon-animal making, checked tickets at the Long Beach Grand Prix, went on a 24 hour camping trip in Yosemite, examined a Jaguar D-Type Long Nose in person, went drinking with strangers on New Years in Hong Kong, ate a philly cheesesteak in Philly, smashed a broken TV with a tire iron, saw a monkey rodeo, climbed a research buoy, miniaturized a styrofoam cup with the ocean, been to both the Bermuda Triangle and Antarctica, and most recently, wrote a bio on blogger .
Feats:
Ate six saltines under a minute
Drove across the US
Put out a fire in a chemistry lab
Caught a 18.5 in. flounder
Survivor of:
Snowpocalypse of 2009
Snowmageddon of 2010
Earthquake/Hurricane Irene/Tornado of 2011
Bermuda Triangle 2012
About
I enjoy short walks on the beach, in-ground pools and craft soda. In my free time I often nap in order to avoid doing the dishes or laundry. If I were a season, I would be summer because I am often humid and my hands are constantly warm due to not having poor circulation. My biggest pet peeve is people who don't finish their
