- Excellent at pouring.
- Experience in solving complicated problems
and difficult people. - Expert swimmer.
- Linked In
This is my business face. This means its business time. |
- M.A. Inorganic Chemistry, University of Delaware 2012
- B.S. Chemistry, University of California, Irvine 2009
- Diploma, Mission San Jose High School 2005
- Glasses, Unremembered optometrist's office 1994(estimated)
What is this? Research Vessel for ants?! The Research Vessel must be at least three times this big! |
- Oceanography and Chemistry instrument familiarity.
- Experience conducting research at sea on sea-going research vessels.
- Computer Hardware and Software familiarity.
- Soldering.
- Balloon-Animals
- Swimming.
- Enthusiastic Chef.
- Mediocre marksman.
- Attentive listener
- Conversational in Mandarin.
- Can operate a fire extinguisher
- Able to sleep almost anywhere
- Willing to travel.
- Understands bullet points
This picture says, "I'm playful, yet studious." |
- Ambulance Siren Operator, 2011-present
- On the spot determination of feasibly and legality of ambulance siren operation.
- Daisy Farmer, 2010-2011
- Harvested daisies for sole purpose of enjoyment of others.
- Pirate Ship Figurehead, 2007-2010
- Dressed in period-appropriate attire, and held sword up in threatening fashion while fastened to ship's bow.
- Menu Writer, 2005-2007
- Single-handedly changed seafood restaurant to pirate-themed restaurant by changing the entry for "Maine Course" to "Main Coarse"
3 comments:
I would hire this person! Haha.
you forgot to include "master pipettor," given your first photo
I would hire the crap outta this person!
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